The funny list of phony & possible future stem cell journals

Recently I posted a piece on a list of stem cell journals that is growing longer by the day.

Below for fun I’ve made up some new names of stem cell journals possibly of the future. I’ve also in some cases included commentary.

I have a feeling that some of these may become real in coming years and have indicated those first…. so some may not be so phony in the future.

I listed some other possible stem cell journal titles just for fun.

Any other funny or futuristic stem cell journal ideas?

Possible Stem Cell Journals of the Future

The ones most likely to become real

• PLoS Stem Cells
• Stem Cell Sports Medicine
• IPSC
• Stem Cell Cosmetics (or Stem Cell Cosmetic Surgery)
• De-Extinction
• Steminess
• Potency
• Stemomics

The goofy, funny ones

• Stem Cells Illustrated
• Law and Order: SVF
• Better Homes and Stem Cells
• Stem Sells
• Stem Cell High Impact Journal
• Costempolitan (focusing on hottest stem cell treatments of the famous)
• Good Stem Cell Keeping (stem cell protocols that actually work)
• Dancing with the Stem Cells
• Stem Cell Shades of Grey (the sex lives of those ‘enhanced’ by stem cells)
• Glamour Journal of Stem Cells
• The Closed Journal of Stem Cells (by invitation only)
• The California Journal of Stem Cells
• The Hot Journal of Stem Cells
• Taste of Stem Cells (journal on stem cell-produced food recipes)
• Stem Cells in the Hood
• Sexy Stem Cells
• Stem Cell Assays, Therapies, Reports, Studies, Reviews, and Essays
• Self-Renewal (caution: the journal subscription always renews automatically)
• Stem Cells Breaking Bad (the effects of drugs on stem cells)
• Stem Cell Media & Medium (how to both grow stem cells and predict the future)
• Cellular Deprogramming (from cultures to cults)
• Stem Cell Irreproducible Protocols (reprints of published methods that won’t work)
• Consumer Stem Cell Reports
• iStem (only available on iPhone with proprietary Apple cable required)
• Stem Cell Protocols and Recipes
• Stem Cell Star
• Stem Cell Retractions (published weekly)
• Stem Cells & Daughter Cells
• Stem Cell Stem Cell
• Stem Cellar (vintage collection of fine stem cell stories)
• Stem Cells & Sons
• Vatican Journal of Stem Cells
• Stem Cell Practice of Medicine (no experiments or research here!)
• The Immortal Journal of Stem Cells
• The New Immortal Journal of Stem Cells
• Journal of Stem Cell Clinics
• As the Stem Cell World Turns
• People’s Journal of Stem Cells
• Cloning Encounters of the Good Kind
• Stem Cell Enquirer