January 28, 2021

The Niche

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New Year’s Science Humor: A grant walks into a bar and says…

Science HumorA grant walks into a bar and says…

  • Is there a method to your mixology?
  • Do I have to give you a timeline of my drinking plans?
  • Funding has been 86’d
  • I’m doing field research studying alcohol dehydrogenase and could use your help…
  • I’d like to order 250K.
  • Your bouncer isn’t going to triage me, right?
  • Know any good reviewer pickup lines?
  • You take the fun out of funding!
  • What do you mean “most proposals are going to be ‘on the rocks'”?
  • When will happy hour begin again?
  • I’m looking for barflies as research subjects
  • Last call…err, request…for proposals
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