Who doesn’t have some lab pet peeves?
And, yeah, we are all probably guilty at one time or another of driving other people a bit nuts with our own idiosyncrasies that are their pet peeves.
This post is another in my “Elephant in the Lab” series about difficult, but important science topics.
We need to discuss these, but they are often uncomfortable so it sets up a tension.
The goal of this series is to catalyze discussion and have some fun doing it.
Past topics and posts in this Elephant in the lab series include:
- Dirty dozen easy steps to killing a paper
- Scientist’s guide to insulting other scientists
- Followed by insults 2.0 that was a post including even nastier science insults
- Top 10 reasons that scientists leave their current institutions for others
On to the pet peeves.
Below are top 13 lab pet peeves that I have heard over the years as I’ve been working in a lab starting first as a technician in 1990. Yeah, I’m old. Some are mine, but most come from other people I’ve interacted with over the years who told me about their pet peeves in the lab.
I know there are a lot more pet peeves out there in science so please share your pet peeves in the comments. I’ve expanded this list to 13 from my original list of 10 from years ago.
- The bleeping empty reagent tube. You go into the fridge or freezer to get that key reagent for your already-started or otherwise urgent experiment and there sits the dreaded empty tube. @#$&^@#$. You spin it, but dang it’s still empty. To the one who used the last of this reagent, re-order it or ask someone else to at the very least.
- The junkyard bench. There’s this person at the bench next to you who you might nickname “Pig Pen” from the comic strip Peanuts. They are so messy that the mess on their bench sometimes landslides onto your bench. Admittedly, when I was a trainee my bench was almost never immaculate, but not quite this bad.
- The talker. Blah blah blah blah blah…endlessly in the lab. Sure, it’s cool to have friendly lab mates and chat, but this one literally never ever stops talking. Ever. Another version of this one is the noisy labmate. They hum all day. They play the drums with pipettes. They clear their throat every five minutes…forever. This happened to me when I was a trainee. It’s more than a tad distracting.
- The micromanaging PI. How many ul of 10x buffer are you using for your restriction digest? Did you record the lot#?
- The golden one. They get Cell, Science, and Nature papers. Their experiments always work. The PI loves them to pieces. How do they do it? You don’t know, but somehow it’s just not fair. Damn it.
- The perturbed lab bench. You go home at 7PM and when you come back the next morning, your lab bench is not quite the same. You can just sense it. You have this feeling that stuff has been moved around. Pipettors are not in the same place? Stuff missing? Something seems really wrong. Was someone using your lab bench? Or is it just paranoia?
- The lone wolf. Yeah, everyone in the lab has their own work to do and career and life to think about, but this person is in it just for themselves to an extreme. They generally do not share reagents, work cooperatively (e.g. help out changing each other’s media on cells over the weekend), or help out labmates with protocols or advice.
- The mysterious breaker. Okay, I know this equipment was working yesterday and now today it isn’t. How? I need to use it. Who is the one who broke it? Nobody? Grrr. Who screwed up the pH meter? Who cracked the objective on the microscope? Why is the bottom of the centrifuge full of some mystery liquid?
- The scold. You’re not doing this right, Paul! You’re not following some obscure institutional rule, Emily! This person might even leave “corrective” notes taped to the bench or a the TC room scolding others. Sure, labs need rules and some rules are really important, but some folks become self-appointed preachers. In the worst case, they may even tell on you to the PI.
- The out of touch PI. Speaking again of PIs, when was the last time you talked to yours? It was…..hmm, when was that? In the hallway 6 months ago? Questions are accumulating…where the heck is my PI? Some PIs travel way too much. Others just never seem to be in their office, don’t reply to emails, etc.
- The messed up lab shared area. Clean up the chemical bench and don’t leave powder all over the balance. Clean up the gel area. Clean up your crap in the sink. If you spill on the floor, clean it up. Are you in kindergarten?
- The lab meeting attack. When a labmate goes on the offensive during your lab meeting, perhaps to try to show off for the PI.
- The hoarder. Do you really need those LB amp plates with mushrooming colonies and fungus from 3 years ago? That mystery solution that is changing color? The 5,000 epitubes on your bench and in the freezer taking up every rack in the lab? Every Bunsen burner sparker in the lab on your bench? All the 500ml beakers? It’s like a squirrel stowing away acorns for the winter. When I was a postdoc our cold room got pretty disgusting at times. Usually I was not too bad about keeping stuff, although at times I did find some old LB plates of mine with colorful bacteria and fungi growing on them. But when I did, I promptly tossed them.
What are your top lab pet peeves?